|Norwegian Fairy tales
GUDBRAND ON THE HILL-SIDE
on a time there was a man whose name was Gudbrand; he had a farm which
lay far, far away upon a hill-side, and so they called him Gudbrand on
Now, you must know this man and his goodwife
lived so happily together, and understood one another so well, that all
the husband did the wife thought so well done there was nothing like it
in the world, and she was always glad whatever he turned his hand to.
The farm was their own land, and they had a hundred dollars lying at
the bottom of their chest, and two cows tethered up in a stall in their
So one day his wife said to Gudbrand:
know, dear, I think we ought to take one of our cows into town, and
sell it; that's what I think; for then we shall have some money in
hand, and such well-to-do people as we ought to have ready money like
the rest of the world. As for the hundred dollars at the bottom of the
chest yonder, we can't make a hole in them, and I'm sure I don't know
what we want with more than one cow. Besides, we shall gain a little in
another way, for then I shall get off with only looking after one cow,
instead of having, as now, to feed and litter and water two.'
Gudbrand thought his wife talked right good sense, so he set off at
once with the cow on his way to town to sell her; but when he got to
the town, there was no one who would buy his cow.
never mind', said Gudbrand, 'at the worst, I can only go back home
again with my cow. I've both stable and tether for her, I should think,
and the road is no farther out than in'; and with that he began to
toddle home with his cow.
But when he had gone a bit of the way,
a man met him who had a horse to sell, so Gudbrand thought 'twas better
to have a horse than a cow, so he swopped with the man. A little
farther on he met a man walking along and driving a fat pig before him,
and he thought it better to have a fat pig than a horse, so he swopped
with the man. After that he went a little farther, and a man met him
with a goat; so he thought it better to have a goat than a pig, and he
swopped with the man that owned the goat. Then he went on a good bit
till he met a man who had a sheep, and he swopped with him too, for he
thought it always better to have a sheep than a goat. After a while he
met a man with a goose, and he swopped away the sheep for the goose;
and when he had walked a long, long time, he met a man with a cock, and
he swopped with him, for he thought in this wise, ''Tis surely better
to have a cock than a goose.' Then he went on till the day was far
spent, and he began to get very hungry, so he sold the cock for a
shilling, and bought food with the money, for, thought Gudbrand on the
Hill-side, ''Tis always better to save one's life than to have a cock.'
After that he went on home till he reached his nearest neighbour's house, where he turned in.
'Well', said the owner of the house, 'how did things go with you in town?'
so so', said Gudbrand, 'I can't praise my luck, nor do I blame it
either', and with that he told the whole story from first to last.
said his friend, 'you'll get nicely called over the coals, that one can
see, when you get home to your wife. Heaven help you, I wouldn't stand
in your shoes for something.'
'Well!' said Gudbrand on the
Hill-side, 'I think things might have gone much worse with me; but now,
whether I have done wrong or not, I have so kind a goodwife, she never
has a word to say against anything that I do.'
'Oh!' answered his neighbour, 'I hear what you say, but I don't believe it for all that.'
we lay a bet upon it?' asked Gudbrand on the Hill-side. 'I have a
hundred dollars at the bottom of my chest at home; will you lay as many
Yes! the friend was ready to bet; so Gudbrand
stayed there till evening, when it began to get dark, and then they
went together to his house, and the neighbour was to stand outside the
door and listen, while the man went in to see his wife.
'Good evening!' said Gudbrand on the Hill-side.
'Good evening!' said the goodwife. 'Oh! is that you? now God be praised.'
Yes! it was he. So the wife asked how things had gone with him in town?
only so so', answered Gudbrand; 'not much to brag of. When I got to the
town there was no one who would buy the cow, so you must know I swopped
it away for a horse.'
'For a horse', said his wife; 'well that
is good of you; thanks with all my heart. We are so well to do that we
may drive to church, just as well as other people; and if we choose to
keep a horse we have a right to get one, I should think. So run out,
child, and put up the horse.'
'Ah!' said Gudbrand, 'but you see
I've not got the horse after all; for when I got a bit farther on the
road, I swopped it away for a pig.'
'Think of that, now!' said
the wife; 'you did just as I should have done myself; a thousand
thanks! Now I can have a bit of bacon in the house to set before people
when they come to see me, that I can. What do we want with a horse?
People would only say we had got so proud that we couldn't walk to
church. Go out, child, and put up the pig in the sty.'
'But I've not got the pig either', said Gudbrand; 'for when I got a little farther on, I swopped it away for a milch goat.'
us!' cried his wife, 'how well you manage everything! Now I think it
over, what should I do with a pig? People would only point at us and
say, "Yonder they eat up all they have got." No! now I have got a goat,
and I shall have milk and cheese, and keep the goat too. Run out,
child, and put up the goat.'
'Nay, but I haven't got the goat
either', said Gudbrand, 'for a little farther on I swopped it away, and
got a fine sheep instead.'
'You don't say so!' cried his wife;
'why, you do everything to please me, just as if I had been with you;
what do we want with a goat? If I had it I should lose half my time in
climbing up the hills to get it down. No! if I have a sheep, I shall
have both wool and clothing, and fresh meat in the house. Run out,
child, and put up the sheep.'
'But I haven't got the sheep any
more than the rest', said Gudbrand; 'for when I had gone a bit farther,
I swopped it away for a goose.'
'Thank you! thank you! with all
my heart', cried his wife; 'what should I do with a sheep? I have no
spinning-wheel, nor carding-comb, nor should I care to worry myself
with cutting, and shaping, and sewing clothes. We can buy clothes now,
as we have always done; and now I shall have roast goose, which I have
longed for so often; and, besides, down to stuff my little pillow with.
Run out, child, and put up the goose.'
'Ah!' said Gudbrand, 'but I haven't the goose either; for when I had gone a bit farther I swopped it away for a cock.'
me!' cried his wife, 'how you think of everything! just as I should
have done myself. A cock! think of that! why it's as good as an
eight-day clock, for every morning the cock crows at four o'clock, and
we shall be able to stir our stumps in good time. What should we do
with a goose? I don't know how to cook it; and as for my pillow, I can
stuff it with cotton-grass. Run out, child, and put up the cock.'
after all, I haven't got the cock', said Gudbrand; 'for when I had gone
a bit farther, I got as hungry as a hunter, so I was forced to sell the
cock for a shilling, for fear I should starve.'
'Now, God be
praised that you did so!' cried his wife; 'whatever you do, you do it
always just after my own heart. What should we do with the cock? We are
our own masters, I should think, and can lie a-bed in the morning as
long as we like. Heaven be thanked that I have got you safe back again;
you who do everything so well that I want neither cock nor goose;
neither pigs nor kine.'
Then Gudbrand opened the door and said;
'Well, what do you say now? Have I won the hundred dollars?' and his
neighbour was forced to allow that he had.